Happy Valentine's Day!!
I'm going to admit something today. Those who are closest to me already know but I feel like since it's Valentine's Day, I should come clean about this.
I LOVE DORITOS
Like actual love. Not all Doritos. Just the red ones. The Nacho Cheese flavor. It's the best flavor. I sort of like some of the other flavors. But I LOVE RED DORITOS. Because of this love I almost never buy them. I have to just dream about them because I know that if they pass through my door, I'm going to eat them. I'm probably going to eat all of them. In a day. Actually, I did pretty well this time. They lasted a few days and Steve even got to eat a few of them.
I actually have a first memory of my beloved red Doritos. We were on a field trip around the Blackstone River Valley. We had spent the day getting on and off of a bus touring textile mills and checking out waterwheels. Then we stopped for lunch at a park. Some boy had a little bag of Doritos in his lunch. I tried one. It was glorious. I think I was in 5th grade.
Shortly after that I ate an ENTIRE bag (the big one) of them at a sleepover. My stomach hurt so badly after that but I didn't care. I've done that multiple times since then, but not since college.
I am now too old to binge on Doritos. I feel like if I eat too many I'll die. I probably won't but come on, they are chips with some kind of cheese-ish flavored powder on them. They are not health food. But they taste sooooo good!
I eat healthy ALL the time but once in a while I crave Doritos so much that I can literally taste them in my mouth even if I haven't had them in months. I usually still don't go out and buy them even when I want to. But this week I just really really really wanted snacks and we didn't have any (because we usually don't) so I went to the store and bought a million snacks. One of those snacks was a giant bag of Doritos. So I'm trying to force myself to ration them out to make the joy last a little longer. I even poured some in a bowl and then put the bag away and went in another room so that I would over do it. But I may or may not have eaten some uncountable number of handfuls prior to getting out the bowl.
I hope you all have a Lovely Valentine's Day!
I love you for reading!